In a large bowl, cream together butter, brown sugar and white sugar until smooth. Check the Cuervo again to be sure it is of the highest quality.

Turn on the electric mixer, break 2 leggs and add to the bowl. Don't slip. Combine vanilla, flour, baking soda, and salt; stir into the creamed mixture. Make sure the Cuervo is still good. Pour one level cup and drink.

Continue to beat, mixing in the oats and chocolate chips - one ingredient at a time or however they fall in.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Chuck in a cup of raisins. Pick up the frigging fruit off the floor.

Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Sift two cups of salt, thumfink. Who geevz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo.

Now shift the lime juice and strain your nuts. Add one table and a spoon of sugar. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Spoon out the smush onto... no, just throw the bowl through the window! Finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

Cherry Mistmas!